Funny Jokes. Really Funny Jokes

Good gossip this week – according to the "National Enquirer”, President Bush has started drinking again...boy he’ll do anything to get Ted Kennedy’s support for his Supreme Court nominee.

Bush drinking again. That can’t be good news for North Korea!

Good news - the price of gasoline dropped this week. No wonder Dick Cheney was in the hospital.

As you heard – Vice President Dick Cheney had surgery over the weekend. Luckily it was a huge success. He had 18 organs replaced.

Some good news – the Bush administration captured the number one terror suspect yesterday. Anti-war protester Cindy Sheehan.

You know who she is, Cindy Sheehan? She was the mother who was demonstrating down there in Texas. She was arrested at the White House yesterday for sitting down doing nothing and refusing to move. If that’s case why didn’t they arrest the white house energy advisers?

A lot of people think global warming is causing these terrible hurricanes. See I think we should stop global warming, we should move in the other direction: towards a second ice age. Think about this: if giant glaciers were coming at us at like an inch a year, then the government would have time to respond, we could figure out a plan.

John Kerry said he was never clear about where John Roberts stood on the issues and for that reason he’s not voting for him. That’s the same reason Roberts didn’t vote for Kerry.
Today Donald Trump announced his wife is pregnant. Actually, he announced the creation of Trump the embryo.

They said they don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl, as long as it doesn’t have trump’s hair.