Thursday, September 22, 2005

Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings


Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
I wished the buck stopped here as I could use a few.
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Funny Sayings


He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
On the other hand you have different fingers.
Change is inevitable except from a vending machine.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
He's not dead... he's electroencephalographically challenged.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

Funny Sayings


The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
You can't have everything....where would you put it?
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.

6 comments:

oakleyses said...

tory burch outlet online, cheap oakley sunglasses, michael kors outlet online sale, longchamp outlet, michael kors outlet online, michael kors outlet online, christian louboutin shoes, chanel handbags, prada handbags, ugg boots clearance, gucci handbags, tiffany and co, cheap ugg boots, ugg outlet, michael kors handbags, nike air max, oakley sunglasses, oakley sunglasses, louis vuitton outlet online, longchamp handbags, burberry outlet online, ray ban outlet, christian louboutin outlet, louis vuitton outlet, nike outlet, michael kors outlet, jordan shoes, replica watches, louis vuitton, nike air max, polo ralph lauren, longchamp outlet online, ray ban sunglasses, tiffany jewelry, michael kors outlet store, burberry outlet online, christian louboutin, ugg australia, louis vuitton handbags, ray ban sunglasses, red bottom shoes, polo ralph lauren outlet, louis vuitton outlet, prada outlet, cheap oakley sunglasses

oakleyses said...

ralph lauren uk, ralph lauren pas cher, coach outlet store online, nike air max, converse pas cher, air max pas cher, timberland pas cher, new balance pas cher, nike free, sac vanessa bruno, vans pas cher, longchamp, true religion, michael kors, air max, louboutin, lululemon outlet online, abercrombie and fitch, tn pas cher, nike blazer pas cher, true religion jeans, hollister, kate spade outlet, scarpe hogan, ray ban uk, air jordan, coach outlet, true religion outlet, coach purses, nike roshe run, hollister uk, north face, replica handbags, north face pas cher, michael kors outlet online, true religion outlet, lacoste pas cher, ray ban pas cher, burberry pas cher, mulberry uk, nike free pas cher, hermes pas cher, nike air max, michael kors canada, oakley pas cher, longchamp pas cher, nike roshe, guess pas cher, nike air force, michael kors uk

oakleyses said...

instyler ionic styler, nfl jerseys, mont blanc pens, louboutin, chi flat iron, iphone 6s plus cases, bottega veneta, mac cosmetics, birkin bag, p90x workout, wedding dresses, soccer shoes, lululemon outlet, iphone 6 plus cases, ipad cases, giuseppe zanotti, celine handbags, nike roshe, ghd, ralph lauren, beats headphones, iphone 5s cases, s6 cases, abercrombie and fitch, timberland boots, insanity workout, nike air max, north face jackets, soccer jerseys, jimmy choo shoes, iphone 6s cases, reebok shoes, iphone 6 cases, nike air huarache, nike trainers, vans outlet, babyliss, hollister, mcm handbags, valentino shoes, baseball bats, north face jackets, iphone cases, asics shoes, herve leger, longchamp, ferragamo shoes, oakley, hollister clothing store, new balance outlet

oakleyses said...

moncler, pandora jewelry, sac louis vuitton, louis vuitton, supra shoes, louis vuitton uk, pandora uk, juicy couture outlet, ugg boots, canada goose outlet, coach outlet, barbour, wedding dress, doke gabbana outlet, replica watches, gucci, ugg, montre femme, louis vuitton canada, converse shoes, air max, louis vuitton pas cher, canada goose outlet, canada goose, canada goose, links of london uk, marc jacobs handbags, moncler, thomas sabo uk, canada goose outlet, juicy couture, uggs canada, canada goose, canada goose pas cher, moncler, hollister canada, converse, karen millen, pandora charms, moncler, moncler outlet, moncler outlet, barbour jackets, moncler, abercrombie, swarovski jewelry, toms outlet, ugg, moncler, vans, ray ban, pandora jewelry

Zheng junxai5 said...

zhengjx20160720
air force 1 trainers
coach factory outlet
true religion outlet
adidas superstar shoes
lebron 12
cheap oakley sunglasses
kobe 8
cheap jordans
ladies cartier watches
fitflop shoes
coach factory outlet
supra footwear
louis vuitton outlet stores
beats by dr dre
michael kors handbags
jordan 6s
michael kors
longchamp outlet
louis vuitton outlet
replica rolex watches
nike air max uk
nike store
coach outlet online
nike roshe run
kobe 8
coach factory outlet
ralph lauren outlet
coach factory outlet online
ghd hair straighteners
adidas factory outlet
coach factory outlet online
coach outlet store online clearances
juicy couture
cheap toms
air jordan 4
cheap air jordans
michael kors handbags
cheap toms
michael kors handbags
asics shoes for men

Mie Helal said...




Finally I've found something that helped me
http://www.prokr.net/2016/09/insulating-companies-3.html
http://www.prokr.net/2016/09/insulating-companies-2.html
http://www.prokr.net/2016/09/insulating-companies.html