Yesterday President Bush made his fifth visit to the area that received the most damage from Hurricane Katrina. In other words, the White House.
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This is a note President Bush wrote to Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice. They were at a Security Council meeting in New York...It says: 'I think I may need a bathroom break. Is this possible?' I didn't even know he was potty trained. At least he asked. Clinton would have just whipped it out right there."
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