Monday, October 17, 2005
This got voted the funniest joke in the world!!
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He seems to have stopped breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"
Short Funny Jokes, Really Clean Jokes.