Really Funny Jokes on Late Night Comedy Shows. Clean Funny Jokes."President Bush still having his five-week vacation. Today President Bush announced he is going to leave his ranch in Texas to visit Idaho for two days. However, Bush told his supporters, 'Don't worry, I won't do any work there either.'"
--Short Funny Jokes by Conan O'Brien, Clean Funny Jokes on Bush's Vacation
"It's very sad. They tried everything to get these people to leave. They tried water cannons. They tried special forces. They tried wire cutters, and finally, as a last resort, they had a black family move in next door, and they just (got) right out of there."
-- Short Funny Jokes by Bill Maher, Clean Funny Jokes on the Israeli pullout from Gaza
"Tough times in Israel. The settlers didn't want to leave because they feel that the land was given to them by God. It's the same way that Republicans feel about the White House."
--Jay Leno Short Funny Jokes. Really Funny Jokes