Scientists at MIT have created the world's largest number and they did it without using a computer. They used a gas pump and a Cadillac Escalade.
Eight states in Texas are competing with one another to be the location for the George Bush presidential library. On opening night it'll be B.Y.O.B. -- Bring Your Own Books.
George W. Bush Presidential Library... That shouldn't take up too much space. What are we talking about? A box of Cliff Notes and some pop-up books?
How many of you are glad they're writing a new constitution in Iraq? How many of you just wish they'd stop rewriting our's here at home?
The Rolling Stones are about to go out on tour. Tickets are $100 a piece. But the good news is -- Medicare will kick in half.
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